I heard what you said!

Me: Iny mini miny moe, catch the 8 yr old by the toe
Him: Why are you grabbing me?
Me: I heard what you said, you'll hit your sister in the head?
Him: I didn't say that
Me: I heard you loud and clear
Him: Maybe you have something stuck in your ear
Me: That's it go to your room
Him: I didn't do anything that's not fair!
Me: You know what you did, go sit on the bed
Him: But I didn't hit her in the head
Me: You said you were going to and that's enough
Him: I said I was going TO DO WHAT?
Me: Hit your sister in the head
Him: I didn't say that!!
Me: I heard you loud and clear!
Him: You must have something stuck in your ear
Me: F#CK THIS POEM, I'm getting a beer.