Crazy things kids say. PART 5 OF 8

What we requested our friends give us:

Ok. I'm compiling a list of the craziest (horrible, funny, etc..) things that children say to their parents to put on the blog. Please just give me THE NUMBER ONE CRAZIEST THING your child,children have said to you.(age of when they said it doesn't matter) It will be a copy and paste to the blog so make sure it's just one. Ready.....................GO!