Smart ass apple.

Hahaha!! The apple did not far fall from the smart assery tree, in my case. Both of my boys have a double dose, at my house! I was cutting up some fruit for the little man, and finally got to the watermelon that he has been lusting after. I started to cut it, made a mess, of course and said, "Whoa, this is juicy!" He was standing there waiting, and got this expression on his face like he had just stepped in dog shit, you know the one- Gawd Mom, you are soooo stuuuuuupid, with the blank eyes and open mouthed amazement- and goes, "DUH!!! Why do you suppose they call it WATERmelon, Mom?" Touche' ya little fart... ~Heather