You know you're a mom when.....

I started feeling a little eeky yesterday. You know, that little itch you get in the back of your throat and ears that is your official "you are about to get one hell of a cold" message? So I took some vitamins and had plenty of fresh fruit along with about a gallon of water yesterday hoping to stave if off. No such luck. Woke up around 2:30 this morning my nose was running like Niagara Falls couldn't breathe, couldn't hear, felt like there was a cactus golf ball in the back of my throat and when I coughed I swear I spit out tumble weeds my mouth was so dry. I get up, blow my nose, have some water, take an ibuprofen and go back to bed. So here I am hot tea in hand and a roll of toilet paper at my side. Why toilet paper and not the good box tissue in the bathroom you say? Because that shits expensive that's why.

Aaaa..CHFTTTTT!
Gezondheid

Puffin cooooooooooorn.

This magical substance is the main one I wait for the kids to go to bed before I break it out. I WILL NOT share my Puffin Corn with ANYONE. It's normally my Sunday night treat. Why Sunday you ask? Well I'll tell you. Sunday is I'M NOT DOING A THING (except laundry cuz I can sit) DAY.  Sunday is the day that I am truly lazy. "Well that's great Leslie, but what does that have to do with Puffin Corn?" Another excellent question. For those of you who have never had the pleasure of Puffin Corn it is the ultimate lazy persons treat. Unlike popcorn where you actually have to chew, the Puffins simply melt in your mouth. That's right!!!  No chewing required AT ALL. As I write this I just emptied my Sunday bag of Puffin Corn (funnel style) into my Lazy Sunday Mouth.  Lazy means not wanting to do ANYTHING. So when the kids go to bed I refuse to even chew.

Don't judge me.  ♥

Almost.

October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month.

No shame in it at all.

It's kind of like a car that's been sitting for a while.
Sometimes ya gotta get on a clear road and open that bitch up to blow out all the sh*t.